"Bloody.. I mean FUCKING hell, mate!"

This is fucking great.

Newcastles nya manager Joe Kinnear kommer in på sin första presskonferens och börjar så här:

JK Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror's north-east football writer]?

SB Me.

JK You're a cunt.

SB Thank you.

Här finns hela presskonferensen inklusive alla 52 svordomarna.